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The Absurdity of UK Politics: A Deep Dive

Politics and religion have long been known as subjects to steer clear of, and in this day and age you could probably add gender in there too.

But politics, believe it or not, is something I’ve always been fascinated by. I don’t really know why, as I have no family history to back that up.

A lot of people will be tuned into EastEnders or Coronation Street of an evening, but I always try to make time to watch Prime Minister’s Questions at 12 midday UK time on a Wednesday. If I miss it, I’ll always watch it on catch-up or YouTube. I know I should get out more, but I’m drawn in by watching grown men and women, most of the time, talking absolute rubbish and always blaming each other for the problems in the country whilst never coming up with the solutions that are needed. It’s like being back in the playground at school, except these are the people who are supposed to be running the country.

These past few weeks have been very interesting, with some Conservative politicians, both in and out of the party, defecting to Reform UK. Now let’s get this straight: politicians have no morals, and as soon as you hear them say, “I’m putting the country first,” you know it’s complete bull and that they’re trying to save their own political careers because they’ve been rubbish at anything they’ve done in the past. In fact, if they truly believe in putting the country first, then call a by-election so the voters can decide if they still want them as their MP.

When asked in her press conference about this, Braverman said that she believes that if an MP changes party there should be a by-election — but then waffled on about why, after she has changed party, there shouldn’t be a by-election in her constituency. Putting the country first?

The three main protagonists right now are Nadhim Zahawi, Robert Jenrick and Suella Braverman. All three have, in the past, criticised Reform or have been criticised themselves by its leader, Nigel Farage. And yet, when asked about it in their press conferences, they hide behind the words, “Well, we say things in the heat of politics, but we don’t really mean them.” These are the very same failed politicians who want another chance to run the country. Are they really expecting us to believe this utter crap they come out with?

Remember, Suella Braverman was sacked twice as Home Secretary; Nadhim Zahawi was sacked after it emerged he’d been investigated by HMRC for not paying enough tax when he was Chancellor — not to mention claiming expenses from taxpayers for heating his stables — and Robert Jenrick was sacked as Housing Secretary by Boris Johnson in September 2021 following controversies. He was later removed from the shadow cabinet and had the Conservative whip withdrawn in January 2026 by Kemi Badenoch after planning to defect to Reform. But Reform are happy to take them into the party to help run the country if they get back into power.

The problem is: what are the alternatives? The current Labour government, which arrived triumphant only 18 months ago, seems to be doing its very best to get everything wrong. Countless U-turns on unpopular policies, followed by decisions by the Chancellor which beggar belief.

The Conservatives seem to be in a downward spiral, and I’m not sure how they get themselves back on track. Then there are the Liberal Democrats, who, despite the complete incompetence of the two main parties, never actually seem to go anywhere.

So it seems that Reform has the momentum right now, and it’s going to be interesting to see how this all pans out. Remember that Zahawi, Jenrick and Braverman all wanted to be leader of the Conservative Party — and failed. Don’t be surprised if one of them tries to topple Farage at some point because, as I said before, they’re only in it for themselves.

I, of course, no longer live in the UK, so I’m watching from afar. Although, to say things are rosy here in Spain, with a coalition government that’s going nowhere, isn’t easy either!

I would, though, always encourage you to go out and vote. In the words of Plato, who is considered one of the most brilliant and influential philosophers in history:

“One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors” — or, in modern terms, by idiots!

I’ll leave you with that great line from an old song by Stealers Wheel, which couldn’t sum up politics and politicians in a better way:

“Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am stuck in the middle with you.”

Brexit And The Government Effects on Mallorca’s Economy

A couple of subjects I’ve banged on about over the last few years have made it back into the headlines in the last week. 

Firstly, it looks like Kier Starmers Labour Government is going to organise a scheme where 18 to 30-year-olds are going to be able to work in Europe for a three-year period. 

In relation to this, back in December I wrote this….

“Of the 18-24 year olds, 73% voted to remain and 27% voted to leave. Compare that to the over 65’s where 60% voted to leave and 40% voted to remain. It’s a sad fact of life that some of those over 65’s are now no longer with us, and while I respect their right to vote for what they believed in. Surely a clearer majority should have been put in place to make sure a tight result meant a second referendum? Although you have to be over 18 to vote in the UK, why weren’t the 16 and 17-year-olds at the time not given the opportunity to vote on something that would ultimately affect their future? Unless something changes they’re going to have to live with the consequences of this decision for about 70 years, and it’ll affect every area of their lives from education, to jobs and to travel.

Both the UK and the EU have suffered from an employment point of view, ever since the freedom of movement was taken away. Mallorca has suffered twice in the need for workers from both Brexit and the pandemic. Brexit has brought the lack of workers from the UK and since the pandemic, less seasonal workers from the Spanish mainland have arrived. Meaning some bars and restaurants only open for 5 days a week, and have you wondered why it’s so difficult to get a taxi in July and August?”

This is not something new, and therefore not something that is anti-Brexit. The UK already has an existing youth mobility scheme with a dozen other countries, they are, Australia, New Zealand, Canada, South Korea, Andorra, Iceland, Japan, Monaco, San Marino, Uruguay, Taiwan and Hong Kong. So making this scheme available to young people in Europe, I can only see this as a good move. Remember, we were all young once! 

Talking of the young, the UK Government is looking to change how school holidays are taken. Now, school holidays have been another bug bear of mine ever since Michael Gove said in 2013 that children were not allowed to go on holiday during term time. When I arrived in Mallorca in 1990 there were families here from May to the end of October, without any problems. Prices were spread quite evenly throughout those months, with a rise during the popular months of July and August. After banning children from travelling out of school hours, the prices of holidays, particularly in those two months, rocketed and have increased over time. Some parents just can’t afford to take their children away at that time and choose to go during term time, and they have been fined for doing so. 

Before 2013 this wasn’t the case, and do we truly believe that kids suffered in their education? This is not about encouraging truancy, this would be an agreement between parents and teachers who lets face it is the people who should decide not a Government Minister. If the child has a good attendance record and is not behind in their work, in my view they should be encouraged to go on holiday. Seeing new countries, experiencing new cultures, hearing new languages and tasting different cuisines should be part of their education. 

Rather than look at shortening children’s holidays, I wish they would go back to how it was before. I speak for myself and probably the majority of you out there when I say, we didn’t turn out too bad, did we?